2 the 9's

As the above scenario shows, this was a match made in heaven. Del, the high powered rock legend, and soon to be famous rock legend, Charles Kelley, share stories of the good old days, their old ladies, and silly rumors circulating the clubs of Stains, Britain and Columbia County, Georgia.

Below is a quick excerpt from one of their most recent heart to hearts (notice the slightly bored look on Charles’ face as he has heard this story a few too many times):

"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So, we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."