fuck, this guy is legit!

Okay, I may be a bit guilty of "player hating" here. Please look at this girl Josh is with. Best known for her work on the smash hit, Gray's Anatomy, Katie became the object of my obsession in her role as Nicole in the 90's classic "My father the Hero." I have spent countless hours of alone time thinking of her and was responsible for several vaselene deficiencies at my local CVS; all thanks to her.

Once again, the power of sweet songs prevails.

Can somone please help me figure out what the hell is wrong with me? Here I am, trying to patronize a man that gets much hotter ass than me, is nicer than me, and donates far more to charity than me. What has been my contribution to the world? Writing some silly blog that acts as a vehicle to make me feel better about myself. This is sad. I am going to work on being a better person and leave this blog business to the professionals.



Nice Chest hair, you gorilla! Yeah Yeah, button that shirt up--you are scaring people. Hey, get back to the zoo! Freeeaaak!!!!!


....confused fan