Its Sir Charles To You

After hearing a Charles Kelley bootleg tape entitled "Live from Last Call, Athens, GA", Queen Elizabeth II insisted upon a live performance from Charles for her 80th birthday party. Although the performance was strictly private, confirmed sources from inside Buckingham Palace state that the Queen actually fainted when Charles dedicated his 2006 World Tour to her majesty. After the performance, Charles was knighted Sir Charles, to join the ranks of musician knights such as Paul McCartney and Elton John. It was a last second decision to head to London says tour manager Del Preston. "Charles flew straight from mideast negotiations to the Classic City for a sold out performance at upstairs Tasty World and had to turn around and fly straight out again. He had to cancel another sold out show at the TKE fraternity house in Athens to perform for her majesty. But we will make up that show definitely."