Betrayal in the Kelley Camp!!!!!!

It breaks our hearts to hear news like this. But here at One of the Lucky Ones, we feel obligated to report the events as they come in to all of the loyal Kelley heads. The news of Del’s old lady being arrested has shocked the Kelley camp. Charlesphan stated that he was geared up to listen to Charles’ new hit “dancing in the rain” after he got off work at the Horny Sailor bar and club, but now it just doesn’t seem right. One thing is for sure, Del has been up to some strange acts since he found out(notice him on top).

After an alleged affair with Senior Business Manager Lou Manheim, Del’s old lady, in an apparent love rage, squandered the bands finances on another Bengal Tiger and extra cyanide pills for the tour bus. Even Del couldn’t comprehend this level of excessive waste. A warrant was promptly filed for her arrest on Monday and the police picked her up outside of Manheims duplex Thursday morning. Manheim had the following to say: “Del’s old lady was like riding an endless bear market. She in not good company anymore. You need to stick to the basics. That is how IBM was built.” He went on to say a few words about One of the Lucky Ones”: “I don’t know where you get your information, but I don’t like it. Quick buck artists come and go with every bull market.”

Needlesss to say, Del and Lou are not on speaking terms. Del did provide a few comments for us, though: “I cont believe that wanka banged mi mum. I am gonna beat him to death with his own shoes.”

Alleged and unconfirmed tour dates are coming soon. A mole inside the Kelley camp says they are hoping to hit Talladega, Alabama, and KA University of Florida soon.